Friday, October 21, 2005

Tom & Katie Holmes Preganancy Debacle

Found this interesting article about the Tom & Katie Holmes preganancy. It asks some interesting questions about the tomkat baby.

Thanks to Club Derder for the following Article & Pictures:

So they say that Katie Holmes is pregnant. I find this fascinating and here's why...
Here is a self-proclaimed 26 year-old Virgin in a serious relationship with the same guy (Chris Klein) for five years.

(Seems like a nice guy, right? I mean, they're a cute couple).
They break-up and three and a half WEEKS later she starts dating Cruise. Now lets face it, Even though he bugs the hell out of me and I don't really like him, Tom Cruise is a very powerful, rich man. And so you know any twenty-six year old girl (no matter how stable) would be somewhat flattered and curious. However, it looks like this is a case of "Chick totally loses her own identity" (which I happen to know something about from my own twenties). He moves her in to his Hollywood Mans, brainwashes her into becoming his little Scientology Stepford Wife, and basically has her fire her staff and quit speaking to her friends and listening to her family. He then goes on Oprah and Leno
and all of these shows and jumps on couches proclaiming his love for her while she is being a little puppydog-cheerleader in the background.
Now I am just trying to do the math here. They started going out in mid-April so they have been going out for 6 months. And I'm sorry, but they're saying this is a second trimester belly.
Which would mean they were together for maybe a month before this baby was conceived. And although this is not a big deal for many of us (myself, included)- it is a big deal for a 26 year old practicing Catholic virgin. It is not an easy task keeping your virginity throughout your twenties (Catholic or not). She is reputed to be very smart and responsible. So I don't get it- what's with the impulsive trip to the pre-marital Dark Side (along with the rest of us sinners)? And why do I care, you ask? Because I am LAME. These are the things that keep me up at night. Is she really pregnant? Is that one of those baby-bellies that actresses wear when they have to be pregnant for a movie? And if she isn't pregnant, then why the farce? Money? Fame? Is he paying her? Is he actually infertile (remember, he adopted with Nicole) but doesn't want the public to know? Is he gay- as so many people have said over the years? Mimi Rogers said the reason they divorced was because she was a human being and needed to have sex. (Apparently, that wasn't his thing). And remember- he was once considering going into the Monastery- I'm just sayin'...

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