Steelers AFC Champions T-Shirt - Limited Edition

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LED Belt Buckle - Say Anything you want too !!!

Introducing the most technologically advanced piece of clothing since the Hypercolor t-shirt ... the LED scrolling belt buckle. And this is the cheapest place to get them anywhere. You probably have a lot of questions, so let’s just get right to those.



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Is this for real?
Yes.

How much is it?
The buckles are $29.99 plus $6.49 shipping and handling.

Does it come with batteries and instructions?
Why yes, yes it does!

Can I program it with custom phrases?
Yep. It can hold up to six unique messages at a time, with each message being 256 characters long. You can change these messages at any time.

Can I change things like the speed of the messages and how bright the display is?
Yes.

Is this buckle compatible with the standard buckle belt?
Yes. We don’t sell actual belts, but you can probably use any existing buckle-style belt you have. Or get one at, like, any store.

Can I put my MP3s on it?
No.

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Tom & Katie Holmes Preganancy Debacle

Found this interesting article about the Tom & Katie Holmes preganancy. It asks some interesting questions about the tomkat baby.

Thanks to Club Derder for the following Article & Pictures:

So they say that Katie Holmes is pregnant. I find this fascinating and here's why...
Here is a self-proclaimed 26 year-old Virgin in a serious relationship with the same guy (Chris Klein) for five years.

(Seems like a nice guy, right? I mean, they're a cute couple).
They break-up and three and a half WEEKS later she starts dating Cruise. Now lets face it, Even though he bugs the hell out of me and I don't really like him, Tom Cruise is a very powerful, rich man. And so you know any twenty-six year old girl (no matter how stable) would be somewhat flattered and curious. However, it looks like this is a case of "Chick totally loses her own identity" (which I happen to know something about from my own twenties). He moves her in to his Hollywood Mans, brainwashes her into becoming his little Scientology Stepford Wife, and basically has her fire her staff and quit speaking to her friends and listening to her family. He then goes on Oprah and Leno
and all of these shows and jumps on couches proclaiming his love for her while she is being a little puppydog-cheerleader in the background.
Now I am just trying to do the math here. They started going out in mid-April so they have been going out for 6 months. And I'm sorry, but they're saying this is a second trimester belly.
Which would mean they were together for maybe a month before this baby was conceived. And although this is not a big deal for many of us (myself, included)- it is a big deal for a 26 year old practicing Catholic virgin. It is not an easy task keeping your virginity throughout your twenties (Catholic or not). She is reputed to be very smart and responsible. So I don't get it- what's with the impulsive trip to the pre-marital Dark Side (along with the rest of us sinners)? And why do I care, you ask? Because I am LAME. These are the things that keep me up at night. Is she really pregnant? Is that one of those baby-bellies that actresses wear when they have to be pregnant for a movie? And if she isn't pregnant, then why the farce? Money? Fame? Is he paying her? Is he actually infertile (remember, he adopted with Nicole) but doesn't want the public to know? Is he gay- as so many people have said over the years? Mimi Rogers said the reason they divorced was because she was a human being and needed to have sex. (Apparently, that wasn't his thing). And remember- he was once considering going into the Monastery- I'm just sayin'...

Why Tommy Maddox Sucks

Why Tommy Maddox should walk into the fog of oblivion just like Kordell Stewart...

The Steelers knew they had a struggle against the Jaguars on Sunday without Big Ben, but all they had to do was hand the ball off against the NFL's 4th worst rushing defense. Bill Cowher had a different idea, he looked to the past when, "Tommy Gunn" took the Steeler's to the Playoffs in 2002, well that Tommy Maddox has been dead for some time.

What Coach Cowher got on Sunday was a abysmal performance from an antiquated quarterback who should be still selling insurance in Houston. Maddox's performance on Sunday's was reminiscent of Neil O'Donnel's during the Super Bowl against Dallas in '95. You do NOT FUMBLE the BALL on their 30 yard line in OVERTIME, if you do you should be FIRED !!!! AND YOU DO NOT THROW A INTERCEPTION TO END THE GAME !!!

The worst part of the story is that Ben probably could have started the game against the Jags, but Coach Cowher ered on the side of caution,... Well BILL it cost the Stillers the Game !!

The Blame of the Lose lies firmly on 2 people !!! First off Tommy Maddox for coming out after the game as NOT taking blame for his abysmal performance (25 MPH wins sure, but you can'ty blame the fumble on the wind, douche BAG!!!, and second on Coach Cowher for not starting BEN,... Bill if you want to beat the NE Patriots you've to take chances !!!!

And to close my rant, I'd love to give props to the Pittsburgh Defense & Special Teams for making the game close, if it wasn't for Randle EL & Quincy Morgan's Special Teams play, it might have been a embarrassment !!!

Cleveland Browns Suck

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NFL News

Well, the NFL season is starting to heat up & you know what that means. If you didn't already know I've been bleeding black & gold since sometime in August and it will continue until Feb 6th.

With that said I know there are alot of NFL junkies who read this blog, so I've created a special place for you to get your NFL Rumors & News without having to search all over the damn internet.

Think of it as my gift to all the NFL Fans I know, except for the Browns fans. They can take a nice swim in the Maumee...

NFL NEWS HERE

Republican Bullshit Protector - Tune out their Lame excuses, America !

I really don't want to turn this blog into a Political Debate, since it's mute point to argue about the changing of the idiot for at least another 2 years, min.


It was inspired by Bill Moyer, a 73 year old vet, who was seen wearing "Bullshit Protector" flaps over his ears while Bush addressed the Veterans of Foreign Wars in Salt Lake City, Utah.

If your irate Bill O'Reilly friend or relative must tell you the latest going on in the No-Spin Zone, you can can simply tune him out by installing your Republican Bullshit Protector. Very Simple Device to Ignore very Simple People. Work wonders for the sure to come excuses about the Katrina / FEMA fiasco.

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The New Terror Alert Chart

Finally someone has come up with a Terror Chart that our Commander in Chief can understand.

Almost Naked Pregant Brintey Spears

Man, did she get FAT! Ik now she's pregant but damn she is huge! Don't fall off the boat honey, somebody might mistake you for a Manatee.

Darwin Awards 2005

Yes, it's that magical time of the year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us. Here then, are the glorious winners:

1. When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim

during a hold-up in Long Beach, California, would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked

..... And now, the honorable mentions:

2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat-cutting

machine and, after a little hopping around, submitted a claim to his

insurance company. The company expecting negligence sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and lost a finger. The chef's claim was approved.

3. A man who shoveled snow for ! an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her.

4. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver

found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn't discovered for 3 days.

5. An American teenager was in the hospital recovering from serious head wounds received from an oncoming train. When asked how he received the injuries, the lad told police that he was simply trying to see how close he could get h! is head to a moving train before he was hit.

6. A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer... $15. (If someone points a gun at you and gives you money, is a crime committed?)

7. Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he'd just throw a cinderblock through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinderblock and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinderblock bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. The liquor store window was made of Plexiglas. The whole event was caught on videotape.

8. As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately, and the woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher. Within minutes, the police apprehended the snatcher. They put him in the car and drove back to the store. The thief was then taken out of the car and told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied, "Yes, officer, that's her. That's the lady I stole the purse from."

9. The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan, at 5 a.m., flashed a gun, and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast. The man, frustrated, walked away. A 5-STAR STUPIDITY AWARD WINNER!

10. When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find a very sick man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline and plugged his siphon hose into the motor home's sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges, saying that it was the best laugh he'd ever had.

In the interest of bettering human kind, please share these with your friends and family... unless of course one of these 10 individuals by chance is a distant relative or long lost friend. In that case, be glad they are distant and hope they remain lost.

Guitar Toilet Seat ?

Do you have a musician in the family that always in the bathroom, well this seems like the perfect gift.



Jammin John's Guitar Toliet Seat

Belgian monks run out of world's best beer

BRUSSELS (Reuters) - Monks at a Belgian abbey have been forced to stop selling their famous beer after it was voted the best in the world and was promptly sold out.

The abbey of Saint Sixtus of Westvleteren in western Belgium is home to some 30 Cistercian and Trappist monks who lead a life of seclusion, prayer, manual labour -- and beer-brewing.

A survey of thousands of beer enthusiasts from 65 countries on the RateBeer Web site (www.ratebeer.com) in June rated the Westvleteren 12 beer as the world's best.

But the abbey only has a limited brewing capacity, and was not able to cope with the beer's sudden popularity.

"Our shop is closed because all our beer has been sold out," said a message on the abbey's answering machine, which it calls the "beer phone".

And the abbey has no intention of boosting its capacity to satisfy market demand.

"We are not brewers, we are monks. We brew beer to be able to afford being monks," the father abbot said on the abbey's Web site.

Monk Mark Bode told De Morgen daily: "Outsiders don't understand why we are not raising production. But for us life in the abbey comes first, not the brewery."

Man accidentally runs over wife, Twice

A 75-year-old German was so shocked he had accidentally run down his wife he started forward and drove over her again, authorities said Wednesday.

Police in the western town of Bad Nauheim said the man compounded his 73-year-old wife's misery after an onlooker told him he had just run her over while backing out of a parking space. The woman was rushed to hospital and survived.

A Real Philly Cheesesteak in Toledo ? No Way, but Close

You know me always looking for a Real Philly Cheesesteak here in Toledo. Well, there's finally a place in Toledo that comes pretty damn close to making a real Philly style Steak Hoagie. Where is this place you ask ? Penn Station, it's over off Airport Highway by Kohl's in that strip mall plaza thingy.

If you want the true Philly cheesesteak experience, order one with sauce,peppers and no mushrooms. They have no whiz but hey I'm not a fan of the whiz, so it doesn't really matter to me.

They do have some of the Best French Fries this side of Cedar Point, Hand Cut & Plenty of Vinegar on the Table. Now, if they would just open a decent NY Style Pizza Place in Toledo, I wouldn't have to drive to the East Coast ever 6 weeks to eat.

Ask A Pothead

Ask A Pothead:

Taking advice from a Pothead is a not Good idea, but it sure is funny.

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Dead Steelers Fan Laid Out In Black And Gold

PITTSBURGH -- James Henry Smith loved his country. He served in Vietnam and spent 25 years in the Army, Army Reserve and National Guard.But the 55-year-old Garfield man also had love for his favorite football team, the Pittsburgh Steelers -- and that led to an unusual viewing after he died from prostate cancer this week.Smith's family asked the Coston Funeral Home in Lincoln-Lemington to place his body not in a casket, but in a recliner that faced a television playing Steelers highlights, with a remote control in his hand.The body was dressed in black and gold clothing -- traditional Steelers colors -- and a blanket bearing the team's logo was draped over an armrest. Sitting on a table next to the chair were a pack of cigarettes and a can of beer.

The scene was reminiscent of Steelers game days in the Smith household, according to his family."He wanted to be at home in a surrounding with the things he liked to do," said Smith's widow, Denise. "I tried to do everything in the world to make it peaceful for him."Family members and friends welcomed the arrangement."Everyone who knew him and loved him can always remember he was just at peace, sitting up there watching television, and he just went to sleep," Denise Smith said.On Wednesday, a military burial was held at Allegheny Cemetery in Lawrenceville. Smith was laid to rest in Section 52 -- coincidentally, the same number that Steelers Hall of Fame center Mike Webster once wore.

Smoking is bad for your sex life because it makes men impotent and women ugly.

The British government launched a series of tough anti-cigarette adverts on Friday with the message that smoking is bad for your sex life because it makes men impotent and women ugly.

The campaign is designed to target young Britons' fears about their sexual attractiveness -- an area the government says is more effective than highlighting general health concerns.

One ad uses a burning cigarette end between two "fingerlegs" as a metaphor for a penis with the strapline "Does smoking make you hard? Not if it means you can't get it up."

Another targets women saying cigarettes lead to premature skin aging and warns that smoking causes "cat's bum mouth."

"We know 70 percent of smokers want to stop smoking, however, with younger people, fears about attractiveness and fertility can be a stronger motivation to quit than fears about health," said Public Health Minister Caroline Flint. The government says smoking increases the risk of erectile dysfunction by around 50 percent for men in their 30s and 40s and that up to 120,000 British men in this age group were impotent as a result of smoking.

A recent survey by NHS Smoking Helpline also found two-thirds of young men and women, and over half of smokers, said smoking reduced sexual attractiveness.